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I'm considering starting a fashion blog, with this lovely man as my photographer, so i shall keep you all posted.
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Ehk

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Jesus, I haven't been on here for a while. Thanks to everyone who's viewed, commented or favorited as of late.
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Natural hair colour:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Other - $75
Total so far: $100

Eye colour:
[ ]Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $250

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $275 (haha, i'm under by about half a cm)
Total so far: $525

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $625

Birth order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born - $215
Total so far: $775

Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[x] Occasionally - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600
Total so far: $990

Vision?
[x] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1500
Total so far: $1390

Shoe size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 ½ to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450
Total so far: $1890

Favourite colours (choose two):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total so far: $3240

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] Some - $750

Final total: $3340
Repost with title: "I cost $______ a night"



Why yes, I was bored.
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NY

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hell yeah. I finally got my deviantart working so i'll update it. maybe.
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The official list of ways to avoid writing a part of a story you aren't feeling:

1. Obsessively save Twilight icons, to the point where you realize you've just saved 136, and you already gathered 351 this morning.

2. Accuse your friends of stealing your cigarettes, when you willingly gave them away.

3. Read guides on characterization.

4. Fill out a character resume that asks stupid questions which seem a bit irrelevant.

5. Walk to your friends house, even though they aren't answering their phone, and you only are about 80% sure their there. Even though its a 40 minute walk each way.

6. Read Twilight.

7. Proceed to finish Twilight, and begin New Moon (Yet again).

8. Play Vampire the Masquerade, even though you've finished the game twice already.

9. Poke your cat, until it decides you do not make pleasant company, and stalks off.

10. Watch Cruel Intentions as you write, for 'inspiration'.

11. Write retarded lists, such as this one, which make neither grammatical nor common sense.
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Since I havn't been on here for so long! by twoxnine, journal

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I cost $3340 a night by twoxnine, journal

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Procrastination:D by twoxnine, journal